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While in the 69 position (woman on top) you are fingering her asshole. At some point during the interlude she unknowingly dropps a small turd about the size of a milkdud candy in your mouth when you remove your finger from her asshole. This could work for any nationality, however, when it happened to me, she was of Italian heritage. Hence the Italian in the "italian milkdud"
To truly execute this in its purist form, your reaction when the milkdud hits your mouth, is to remove it , and toss it across the room, preferably hitting the wall. Immediately following this action, you reinsert your finger into her asshole and get back to eating the snatch as if nothing had ever happened.
JM
Yea man, I was with my girl last night, we started fooling around, and next thing ya know she gave me an Italian milkdud.
Where an italian girl sucks off a man. Then pulls his foreskin to the end. And crunches it with her molar teeth.
Jimmy got the ole' italian blowie. Thats why hes hunched over
A state of mental or emotional exhaustion brought on by prolonged exposure to individuals—typically of southern Italian descent—who exhibit a chronic disregard for punctuality, responsibility, or seriousness. Symptoms may include waiting indefinitely, repeating instructions, and questioning the concept of time itself.
I can't hang out with y'all anymore, I got Italian fatigue like a MF
Used to describe someone who overreacts to the most bland things. Can also be used for people who make shitty food and pass it off as amazing.
“Dude my mom flipped out because I didn’t comb my hair”
“She just has a little bit of italian spice to her”
My friend made chicken and it had no seasoning and was so dry, there was a lot of italian spice
Like a normal foot job but with marinara.
Man that was a great Italian Foot Job, extra saucy
A term used to describe a female who's vagina is so raunchy it "rusts"
"Dude- She's such a Rusty Italian, nobody goes down on her."
Your coworker who bears an uncanny resemblance to someone of Italian descent, but refuses to admit his true identity as an Italian. He also uses Italian catchphrases such as, “oui oui sauce”.
“Where’s the Italian?” - Jack Oswald White, The Dark Knight 2008.