Nut bae

Whilst receiving a blowjob you pull out, ejaculate in to your hand and in salt bae fashion use it to season the girls face

Dylan totally did a nut bae on the crazy chick from work

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Aqua nuts

A severe case of blue balls, where exploding into a condom resembles the rapid filling of a water balloon.

My girlfriend decided to jack me off under the table during dinner with her parents, and now I have AQUA NUTS!!!

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Nigger nuts

The testicals of a black male/female

Caleb: Mmmmm nigger nuts
Reagan: let go of my nuts Caleb

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drummers nut

The one larger testicle (usually the left) that all true drummers have. Possibly due to the shape of drum stools and the large amount of time drummers spend on them.

Girl 1- "I heard you hooked up with the drummer last night?!"
Girl 2- "I did, you should have seen his balls.. one was HUGE! "
Girl 1- "Classic case of drummers nut then?"

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Dusty Nut

Old Man Skeet

When a man over the age of 60 unloads his dusty nut, a white dusty cloud appears from the penis

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mut's nuts

Something which is top of the line, creme de la creme. (also see dog's bollocks)

That car's the mut's nut's.

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whole nut

when one refers to “a whole nut” or just “nut” in general it symbolizes that thing is very good. or a mood, or somthing you desire in the moment.

if you looked at good weed instead of saying that looks good or i want that you’d say “that’s a whole nut” or just “NUT”

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