What to say when you really mean "I'd rather not talk to this person, but I'll suffer through it.", when having to deal with your ex.
Also: "My condolences."
Daughter: "Daddy, could you send Mom the money you promised me? I lost my bank card, so I'm gonna use hers."
Me: "Oof... ok princess. Get that card for next time."
Daughter: "How mean is she to you, Daddy?!"
Me: "I'd rather eat glass."
Daughter: "Oof."
Oof is what you say when something VERY serious and sad happens
Guy 1: my dog died
Guy 2: oof
a phrase that has no real meaning but is used when you have no idea how to respond to someone’s comment or when someone says something that is embarrassing on their behalf
jen-“i really think that the calculus homework is so fun”
obama- “oof”
Roblox player 1: Oh hey fellow roblox player Roblox player 2:(dies) OOF
Annoying 'quirky' females trying to be even more quirkier.
Bethany: "Hey Cassidy-"
Cassidy: "Oof!"
Bethany: "Oh, Cassidy, you special snow flake!"