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How to respond to trollers, holy rollers, tea-partiers, Larouchies, Code Pink, Mormon missionaries, fail, etc.
Lady: But in the bible-
Dude: YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX
People named Giovanni are very likely to love this dish.
Giovanni loves his alaskan pipeline boston pancakes
This is what is used to ward off phony campus preachers by shouting out the following "YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!" this is said repetitively until they walk away its proves to be very effective
Phony preacher: Join our religion thats not exactly Christianity or you will go to hell!
Real christian: YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!
is the most awsome most amazing friend i have =D
god i love yeah Tiffany Eats-Ur Phucking-Pancakes your amazing!!! - love trisha
A stupid bastard that likes to eat pancakes that are scorched on the outside and uncooked on the inside. These bastards insist you are an idiot for not liking it that way.
"Adam and Eric are stupid runny pancake eating bastards. They need a spoon to fill thier traps with uncooked pancake batter. They called me a retard because I didn't like it."
A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.
Using so much exlax, that one's intestines SPEW out of your asshole, onto your partners penis. Followed by shitting pancake shaped turds onto there chest. (Mostly done by Mexicans, or Fetal Pigs.)
Old Man 1: so anyone up to Fuck my ass syrup onto my dick pancake?
Old Man 2: Isn't that a little bit rushed? or Meixican? i Met you yesterday.
Fetal Pig 1: Im down, don't be a Pussy