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When you rub sandpaper on your condom so when you stick it inside a girl it grips like hell
Guy: “I just finished setting up the sand trap.”
Girl: “It’s gonna grip like crazy”
You rub sandpaper on your condom so it is grippier, and you stick it inside a girl.
Guy 1: “Hey how was last night?”
Guy 2: “It was great. I used the sand trap on her.”
Guy 1: “Nice.”
Having sex on the beach and getting chaffing in your pussy from the sand.
Mary is walking funny from riding the sand shark.
When you're so drunk at the beach, you face plant in the sand.
My friend was so drunk she sand planted last night and woke up this morning with sand in her ear.
Also known as a berlona, we are petunias and the gang are: mummy BUMMY,rose berlona and priyanka patootie did a pig poopy :)) make sure to be a berlona! Stay Berlonie sand witch love y’all xoxoxoxooxox
Your such a berlonie sand witch!
The act of ejaculating on a womans back and then tossing a handful of sand remove excess to reveal the seal of approval.
I used to only sand stamp randoms. Now my wife is basically a sea crustacean.
It's the fine sand you find in between your cheeks after the beach
Dude u got any gecko sand left for us to munch on