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Plastic that is small, edible, and good for health.
Mom, I want to eat some microplastics today!
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a Slang term for taking strong gel-tabs (also used as a term for other psychedelics).
"Beware of the Microplastic(s)!"
A very annoying, destructive, or toxic person
STFU, microplastic. You're ignorant and an asshole to think that.
someone who shares an opinion that’s so toxic yet pervasive you wonder how anyone puts up with it
Examples of things microplastics says:
"When I see a woman victimized by her significant other, I blame her."
"I don't believe gay marriage should be legal."
"Racism only exists because people who are being hated on make it exist."
"People get way too upset over cheating."
someone who shares an opinion that's so toxic and widespread you wonder how anyone puts up with it
microplastic: "Whenever I hear a story of a woman being abused by her partner, I think the she deserved it."
anyone with sense: "STFU you violent microplastic"
Hypothetical Microplastics that may be considered simultaneously both in my Testicles and not in my Testicles, until proven through observation.
The proliferation of microplastics in society is at such an aggressive state that the Schrödinger's Microplastics of my balls is always on my mind.