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aldi sexual

You go to Aldi not because it is cheap but because it is close to your house

Guy 1: hey I have a fiver let's get some coke and crisps

Guy 2: na let's go to Aldi it's closer and has black fizzy drink and potato thins
Guy 1: you fucking Aldi sexual

by Big man pigeon November 27, 2021


Trunk sexual

When your sexually attracted to trunks

Wow guys I really like that trunk I think I might be trunk sexual

by .idk_ October 29, 2020


scarecrow sexual

A person who gets turned on from scarecrows and wants to have relation ships with them

Hey billy loves the scarecrows

Isn't he scarecrow sexual
yes i suppose he is

by Billygamer44444 December 18, 2017


van-sexual

Someone who is attracted to any type of van or vehicle that looks like one.

Dude, what is up with Asians and minivans are they all van-sexual?

by WWizard February 14, 2021


boris-sexual

A person who is attracted to Boris Pavlikovsky of The Goldfinch movie.

X: omg i love Boris sm
X: really ??!
X: YES!! Im Boris-sexual ;)

by Boris’s gf July 10, 2021


sexual limbo

The long duration between sexual foreplay and the final culmination of the deed that disorients a man and makes him go all crazy in the head.

We were getting hot and heavy Friday night. Then she got a phone call and had to run an errand. She promised she'd be "back in a bit" so we could finish. Now it's Tuesday -- I haven't been able to function while I'm in sexual limbo!

by neologist's apprentice February 23, 2022


Sexually dormant

The state of having the capacity to be sexually active (through a combination of physical attractiveness and developed social skills), but being sexually inactive through choice.

John: Hey, what’s up with Jess? She hasn’t spoken to me in like a week.
Sam: Oh, she’s sexually dormant. Call her up again in like a month.

by NotPieGuy August 15, 2022