two shakes of a lamb's tail

Quickly. The phrase is similar to "Before you can (insert action here)"

"I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail."

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monsterous booty shake

when a human being shakes their ass so fast and furious it causes the ground to ripple instead of their ass.

did you see big bertha break that house down with that monsterous booty shake

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Ass berry Shake

An ass berry shake is when you suck the nut out of an ass with a straw.

I was banging these two fine ass chicks last night. I busted a nut in one chicks ass and the other chick was all over that ass berry shake.

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New jersey finger shake

When a girl gets fingered then shits into a cup after she squirts into the shit filled cup it is blended up then consumed by a nigger

Hey i think she just did a New jersey finger shake

Shake-ol-o-crete:

Pronounced "shake_all_oh_creete." The formidable, impenetrable substance that is created when you procrastinate washing your blender, cup and/or countertop after making your daily Shakeology® smoothie.

Shake-ol-o-crete: I just spent 30 minutes cleaning my kitchen with a kettle of hot water and belt sander to remove the spillage from this mornings' Shakeology® smoothie.

shake my other hand

Jerk me off it suck my dick used as more of a metaphor not in an actual sexual situation

Dad: go do the dishes

Me : fuck you shake my other hand

Shake Hands with an Old Friend

Urinate, male version.

Excuse me for a few minutes, I have to go shake hands with an old friend.