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An open request for anal sex because anyone saying that is looking to get fucked in the ass.
This phrase is used in chat rooms and social networks, like Facebook, as code to find anal sex partners. Similar to how someone might post "Looking for a good time tonight" to indicate that they are looking for a sexual partner, someone might post "Make America Great Again" to indicate that they are specifically looking for an anal sex partner.
Just a dull night around the house watching TV. Hit me up if you want to. Make America Great Again ;-)
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In the years prior to 1822, squirrels were really busy fornicating and doing experimental drugs. This was a time that can roughly be equated to the 60's in America. Well-fare was none existent in that time and the squirrels had so many bastard babies that they couldn't feed them all. The squirrels, after realizing their mistake, took to the streets and overwhelmed the cities. People were mauled and clawed to death to sate the needs of the squirrel population. Upon receiving the news, the U.N. convened, formed a plan and developed an experimental new weapon. Taking back key areas and using the newly developed Shotgun, humans were able to turn the tide and restore the squirrel population to defeatable numbers. A treaty was signed in the year 1823, but the effects of The Great Squirrel Stampede are still felt today.
"Dad, is it true that some men had their nuts gnawed off during The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822?"
"Get the shotgun, Jimmy! Those squirrely fucks are stampeding again! I hope it's not a repeat of The Great Squirrel Stampede of 1822."
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When you have a lot of prebust on your tip, and then you finally burst, making it look like a great big blob of white rising from your sea of clear prebust. Just like a great white shark.
My Great White Shark flew all over her face.
It took forever, but when I let out my Great White Shark, it landed right on the tip of my toenail!
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A war between pirates and ninjas will happen in 2006 and will end in 2067 with the ninjas defeating the pirates (comitting piracide). Then the ninjas will take over the world. This is called ninjapocalypse. Prepare for this war. Become a ninja.
The Great Ninja Pirate War will begin in March 2006!
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The Great Area 51 Massacre occurred on September 20, 2019, when more than 700,000 Facebook account users tried to storm the military base after signing a petition on the social media website. The large group’s aim was to take and possibly expose military secrets, including the apparent presence of aliens and complex, but other-worldly technologies (such as ufo’s) being held and kept in the base. An estimate of 699,999 people have perished in the fight. An estimate of 1 people have lived, with those currently being on the run. The U.S. Air Force and CIA have both announced that a “small number of documents” have gone missing and that the perpetrators will be apprehended.
Oh man, do you guys remember the Great Area 51 Massacre? What a day. I tried to Naruto run but lost both my sexy legs. At least we got those secrets though! #paulsayshi
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When you’re trying to get the class but a non moving group of th*ts is just standing there, block in the hallway.
Boy 1: aww man, we gotta get to class!!
Boy 2: OH NO!! it’s the great wall of TH*TS
Boy 3: BEGONE TH😐TS!!
Th*ts: *spontaneously combust*
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When someone tells an incredibly stupid story with no meaning, so everyone around them says, "Great story. Tell it again."
Person: Once I walked down the hallway, but I needed to get to class, so I started to run, but then I saw a teacher so I stopped.
Everyone around person: Great story, tell it again.
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