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Kei-le-ot is a chinese american name for a newspaper in new york. It was named after keileot jiambbnong who made the first news paper.
Kei-le-ot was in the newspaper
The beta key is the one key to rule them all. It unlocks games like Dragon Ball D. It has powers beyond the power of a normal key, like your front door key. It can cure cancer. It can get you a blow job from a nerd in a dark alley. It can solve world peace. It can also unlock the nuclear codes from the United States and wipe out all of North Korea. But it primary purpose is for hanging shit on people who havent got the beta key. Because its so incredibly awesome and unlocks games like Dragon Ball D
How come you havent got a beta key? You suck!
Ive inserted the beta key and Im letting the nukes go now Don, which site was it again?
similar to thinking out loud, but using chat or typing instead of speech
"what time is it there? saint louis is 6 hours difference, so 10-6=4... its 4am there?"
"you should have just asked instead of thinking on key"
A derogatory name for a prison officer (screw, kanga etc) used by inmates in U.K Jails and prisons (predominantly used in Scotland)
Meant to imply they are nothing more than key turners, since they spend many hours unlocking and locking cell doors.
Turn-key, can I get a cup of water?
“Stash that the turn-keys just came round the corner”
When someone is looking rather fine rather delicious
Low key slaying-
You low key are slaying rn
When two hermaphrodites insert themselves into each other.
Did you hear about the Chris and Katie are both hermaphrodites? They can totally skeleton key!