Second Monday

another name for Monday, since often the stress and aggravation of Monday leaves us unprepared to handle another day at the office.

Person 1: Man, I woke up this morning, and I was so tired I thought it was Monday, but it is Tuesday!!

Person 2: That's because it's Second Monday!

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lrambl

Pronounced: luh-ram-bull
When the average college student who uses his or her laptop on his or her bed is chatting online, and the conversation is so funny that they start "literally rolling around my bed laughing".

"you should have seen it, Paul. It was so funny I lrambl'ed"

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thinking on key

similar to thinking out loud, but using chat or typing instead of speech

"what time is it there? saint louis is 6 hours difference, so 10-6=4... its 4am there?"

"you should have just asked instead of thinking on key"