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Anything happening after Michael Jackson's death (Sudden 80s clothing outbreak, leather pants, aviators, getting nose jobs, etc.)
P.S.
I love Michael Jackson, and i only use this in his memory.
1958-2009<3 You will never be forgotten.
That shirt is so Post-Michael Jackson!
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It's just regular sex with adults.
Bob: "I heard you and your new girlfriend last night. What in the Hell were you doing?"
Bill: "Oh you know, The Reverse Michael Jackson."
Bob: ?????
Bill: "Sex, Bob. With my adult wife."
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a classic character at a party, who arrives with incredibly lofty ideals, yet by the end has sunk to the lowest lows. without paying.
sorry i didn't mean it, i'm doing a paul jackson. sorry.
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While having sex, going from vagina to anus and back again, with no set pattern or frequency.
That girl from Ole Miss got a UTI last week because her ex-boyfriend pulled a Jackson Lane Change on her after the debutante ball.
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The best beer to get you drunk, fuck fat bitches, and even fight a nigga or two.
I drank a 12 pack of Samuel L. Jackson and nailed this fat bitch. After her boyfriend showed up with his crew, I kicked the shit out of them.
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Where Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg go to have secret sex parties with Israeli billionaires
Going to Jackson's Hole Wyoming this weekend for a top secret bang a thon with the rich white tech gurus and Kanye West this weekend
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Sexual move.
When you convince someone to go under the bed sheets with you due to the cold and then receive a blowjob.
Move invented by Quentin Tarantino in the movie "The hateful eight"
"To pull off a Samuel L. Jackson"
"Jeeee! She just went Samuel L. Jackson on you man!"
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