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When two smaller uncircumcised penises are locked together using their foreskin and a much larger penis is slammed down on them, breaking them apart and causing them all to ejaculate simultaneously.
Me and the homies got way too crazy last night. It all ended with a Snake River Dam Breaker.
A small shitty place in Nova Scotia where there's nothing to do but stare at a wall.
Billy Bob: Hey wanna go to River Hebert?
Joe: No that place is boring.
It's when you eat or digest things that give you the runs. Then you wait a couple hours and let it brew in your stomach, you will go to your partner, then you sit on their face as you fart and let your butthole clamp on the tip of their nose.Thats when you will expell all your muddy fluids as you stand up and let it all flush out.
Hey honey I don't feel so well today you wanna try a quicky river?
The elegant network of blue veins visible in some breasts.
I became in entrances by her bust's landscape: nipple peaks and the boob rivers.
When you mix all your bodily fluids into a bucket with indiana river water and stir it until it thickens up into a lube like texture that has a greyish brown tent to it. Then use it for lube to penetrate your partners holes and create prolapses as it does not actually lubricate your member. Then scrape the remaining contents and the newly added fluids off your member and the prolapse. Place all that back in the mixture place in a cake pan and bake at 425 for 30 minutes. The finished item is an indiana river boat and if you don't eat it all you are not a true hoosier.
My boyfriend performed the indiana river boat on me, the prolapses were almost as good as the meal afterwards
When a Young woman stabs her vaginal canal til the point of bleeding while it flows into a masturbating midgets mouth
Jack: I can't believe you let Sam have a Nile River
Hailey: It is all in good fun