gamer cheese

The secret dip hidden away under the fat rolls of only the most legendary gamers. Legend says only around 1,500 people have the sacred cheese within their gamer rolls. It is commonly reffered to as the snack of the gods, and many would kill to have a taste of it.

"Hey phillip, did you hear about Bartholomew?"
"No, what?"
"Dude... He has the gamer cheese."
"Holy Heck, let's get down to his man cave now!"
"No no no, wait. We must bring gifts of green beverage."
"Don't forget the Doritos for dippin'."

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Rommel with cheese

A McDonalds Quarter Pounder with cheese is called a "Rommel with cheese" in Germany

Due to the metric system the McDonalds Quarter Pounder in Germany is reffered to as a "Rommel with cheese"

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Dick Cheese

The foam on the top of a beer

Hey man slow that pour don’t want all that dick cheese

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Cheese Ballin

When two lesbians scissor and a guy with one nut sticks it in-between them so its in both their vaginas.

-"Dude did you see Brad cheese ballin with Nat and Sarah!?"
-"Hell yea! It was fabulous!"

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Cheese on toast

An expression of anger/frustration when something isn’t going your way.

Person 1: Cheese on toast! We are loosing by 3 points!
Person 2: C’mon at least you aren’t last in the leaderboard

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Communal Cheese

Communal cheese is cheese shared by all, chopped by a friend and eaten by another, or just plain sharing cheese with a stranger.

"Hey Patty, mind chopping this cheese up for me?" "Sure Bob, I know you love communal cheese!"

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head cheese

Smegma. The foul smelling and tasting substance found under the foreskin of a man's penis. Is usually composed of dead skin and other body secretions.

My boyfriend wants me to give him a blow job but I can't stand the taste of head cheese.

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