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A person who’s facial features (eyes,nose and mouth) are so close together that they can be covered by a single playing card.
“That guy that was talking to you was kinda cute “
“Ehh, he kind of had playing card face “
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You're making a purchase over the phone using your credit card. The sales agent asks for your card number. You give the first four digits and pause slightly. Just as you're giving the next four digits, the agent says "Uh-huh," drowning out your second batch of digits. The two of you play "after you, Alphonse" for ten minutes, continually drowning each other out.
Agent: What's your credit card number, please?
You: 1234- (pause)
Agent (simulataneously with your next four numbers): Uh-huh.
You and Agent together: Let's try this again; we're having a credit card conflict.
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A form of poker where each player (typically 2-6 players per table) are each dealt five cards and try to make the best five card hand after discarding from none to all of their cards ans receiving new ones in their place. The action plays as follows:
-- All players throw in an ante before the cards are dealt.
-- The two players left of the Dealer Button throw in their Small Blind and Big Blind, respectively.
-- Five cards are dealt to each player.
-- Starting from the player to the left of the Big Blind, players may call, raise, or fold in turn until all action is complete.
-- The remaining players may then discards any number of cards (starting with the first remaining player to the left of the Dealer Button), from none of them (a "Stand Pat") to all of them.
-- Another betting round then occurs starting from the same player.
-- Assuming that at least two players are left by the end of the round, players reveal their hands in clockwise order starting from the leftmost player from the button (if there were no bets in the round), or from the last player to bet/raise in the round.
-- The player with the best five card hand wins the pot, and the process is continued for next hand.
Five Card Draw is commonly played as a Pot Limit or Limit game, but online No Limit games are also sometimes available.
Five Card Draw events in the World Series of Poker have diminished over the years, pushed out by the rising popularity of No Limit Texas Hold 'em and other such games as Omaha and Seven Card Stud.
"Five Card Draw is such an classic game, sometimes my family sits around the table and plays with nickels and dimes just for fun."
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Can be gained if you not doing(or watching) anything related to sex the past 20 days
"Yo wtf bro you masturbating? Did you just lost NNN?"
"No i just used my Nut November Card, can be gained by not masturbating the past 20 days."
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When a male swipes his dick across a male or female's but cheeks like a debit card, but because it is debit you can be as young as 13 to do one.
Can you give me a dick credit card?
Nah. I'm only 17, I can gove you a dick debit card though!
Ok.
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A song i wrote ( a parody to run to the hills)
Beaners came from underground
They brought us beans and burr ri toes
Then we saw that they were browned
But all they did is work as hoes.
We told them go away right now
They did not listen, they did throw bricks
Chuck Norris came with a unibrow
He beat them in the head with big fat sticks.
Running through gases and horrible smells
Hoping over fences in the city
Chasing the crackers back to their hills
Fighting them with soccer balls
Murder for money a shot in the nuts
Men and women getting raped in the butts
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Warrior brown on the field
Stealing and killing their pets
Putting the meat on and folding the bread
Their always losing their betss
Selling them beans and taking their pesos
They love the big ass of Jlo’s
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
Run to the green cards run for your freedom
ME:Hey damian did you hear run to the green cards
Him: Yea Im a mexican and that song is still funny
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When two non binary people are ⚤︎ and one puts mustard in the others v@g!na or p3n1$
My Hole hurts bc my partner gave me a enby insert card!
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