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Describes someone who has watched too much porn and cannot be satisfied.
My boyfriend watches porn all the time and he won't even look at me. What is wrong with him?
He must be porn worn and it will take a porn star to get him off.
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Describing any sexual activity by using word play, colorful adjectives, or eloquent comparisons.
"When she gives me head; it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. It's like putting my cock in a magic bag filled with warm silk and puppy ears."
"Dude that's some serious porn poetry."
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1. When any one goes on a computer to look for sexual images to enlarge their richard for more then 2 hours.
2. Every Friday
I just can back form a major porn raid , don't bother me .
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Having had a parent/friend/spouse come dangerously close to finding their stash of sweaty knuckle material (be it tangible and therefore most likely hidden under a mattress, or in a file marked 'Holiday Photos' in the deepest, darkest bowels of their computer) the act of feverishly deleting/burning/disposing of this material occurs in what is collectively known as a 'Porn Panic'.
"Hey Brian, I heard you had naked pictures of Michelle from our old school class, can I see them?"
"Sorry mate, I did, but the missus was poking around on my laptop and came dangerously close to finding them so I deleted everything in a Porn Panic"
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beautiful pictures of delicious food
My phone died again while I was looking at food porn
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Porn pals: Friends (with benefits) who take pleasure in emailing each other links to very hot porn. Often times used as a way to further spice up sexting.
Tara and Justin are porn pals, its like pen pals but sexier.
Tara: Did you get that email I sent you? I'd sure as hell like to try that.
Justin: Yes I did. Very hot. Check your inbox for ideas of my own...
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