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A person or person(s) that must perpetually “hate” in order to survive. If the Hate Shark goes too long without hating their sense of self-worth drops to a dangerous low and the hate shark will become catatonic. A hate shark does not intentionally cut others down to size; “hating” is simply their natural form of communication. Their “hates” can even be considered complimentary by some.
Defined by Vincent Ortiz in July of 2009.
Mollie: Did you hear that Dave just bought a house in a very nice part of town?
Drea, the Hate Shark(s): Probably so he can go “f” little boys in private.
Reaching the level of annoyance when someone says a whale shark is a shark when it is, in fact, a fish
Mundo is whale shark triggered.
Getting your period (i.e your shark week) on while Discovery Channel's shark week is airing.
Amy: Weird, I got my shark week on shark week this year.
Tammy: Awesome, that means it's your golden shark week!
Having sexual relations with a woman who is in a shark costume or masterbaiting while watching jaws or sexual intercourse between two sharks
Ex: Nicholas is into shark riding and it is the only way he can get off sexually
shark week is that time of the month for girls. periods are like a shark attack. there is blood and there is pains. also periods last about a week depending on the person.
girl 1 : ugh, it’s my shark week
girl 2 : that sucks, i haven’t had mine yet
The Growing Trend of couples choosing the land shark sex postion as their ideal means of sexual intercourse.
Also the adoption of 4 wheeled roller skates to replace the standard "sprinting" method, brings land sharking to a whole new level.
And when hoverboards are invented, the
act will continue to progress into an olympic sport.
"Hey buddy, I land sharked your mom last night, it was a fucking land shark revolution"
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"Lately i have observed a steep increase in the number of land sharking couples. one might infer that this is indicative of a land shark revolution"
A white male that is so low down that he feels the need to go for mud sharks (white girls who only fuck black men).
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Bub: Hey bro you hear about Mark?
Guy: No Boss? what happened?
Bub: He's in bad shape, he's been trying to have sex with all those mud sharks at his apartment complex.
Guy: You've got to be kidding me that pail motherfucker?
Bub: Oh yeah and he's banged out one of em already.
Guy: Holy Shit! A true Mud shark hunter.