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Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.
Delaying the inevitable
Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE
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hahhaahhahahahhahhahaaha blue text
smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN
Hhsbsgjrirnsodhsoeuksoehrornssodjdidj
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Pouring some out for one's homies is a ritual you do where you poor some of what ever your drinking out on the ground for some of the homies that you lost or for homies who are fucking idiots and pray for them cause they won't make it in life
"Why don't you pour some out for one's homies to remember our homie Rick."
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When someone with a lazy eye is not wearing the prescribed glasses and their eye is wonkey.
Dude, one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change. LOL!
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a declaration of true love
shes a ride i wouldn't kick her out of the bed for shitein
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This girl said crush and said shout me out lad s xx
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bruh wtf is this song dawg is this that song called ecstasy or som but the lyrics are with the unfunny 2023 humor what the fuck
oh, the average YouTube Shorts kid? ur “sigma” language aint funny 🤭🤭
person 1: sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler 🤑🤑
person 2: wtf is wrong with you
person 1: your so Skibidi, your so fanum tax 🤑🤑
person 1: what type of drugs are you on so i can call for help
person 2: i just wanna be your sig—
yeah yall kids are fuckin weird as shit.
sticking put your gyatt for the rizzler 🤑🤑
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