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1. Terrible place for anyone outside the state...hell, terrible for anyone outside the city.
2. Ignorant, lazy, pathetic, fat, stupid people sweating in a city that is unbelieveably hot.
3. Terrible education system. Kids walk around dirty, speaking broken english and breaking into cars.
4. Absolutely no progress. This city has no decent jobs, it is nearly impossible to become middle class,has ugly architecture, huge bugs and refuses to live in the 21st century! I am black and I am telling other blacks here, "SLAVERY IS OVER!!! MARTIN LUTHER KING IS DEAD!!! GET A DAMN JOB, PUT YOUR KIDS IN THE TUB AND STOP LYING AROUND WAITING FOR HANDOUTS!!!" People make me sick.
5. The place where I will not raise my children! I am leaving here after my lease ends which is 2008, and heading for DC, Atlanta or New York City.
6. Closed minded to anyone who is not american black or white, Christian, conservative and overweight. Must like huge amounts of pork, bar-b-q, trash talking other people that are not like you and eating until your blood pressure is 300/200. Must not want to weigh less than 350 pounds.
Well I said quite a bit in the definition; but I will repeat here. If you wish to live in Memphis, you must like to eat until you pass out, steal, murder, refuse to speak proper english, talk about the white man holdin' you down daily, reject education, talk loudly, have several kids with different men yet talk about Jesus to whoever will listen, eat pork and not have any concept of what is happening outside of the city.
(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).
Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!
Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!
Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!
Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)
We are past the point where we need to impress one another because I have got the feeling for you
in the movie Bringing Down the House
When she sit on your dick upside down and then shits down your throat while riding your massive dong, then bends over and scoops it out your mouth and into your dog
The Inside out Deep Dish Triple Reverse Kentucky Cowgirl Ultimate cannot be explained by a living being
“a very funny and cool way to tell someone to watch their back” - by sophie
shut the front door before i slam you out the back
The duty of a male when the girl he likes decides to date a man of lesser qualities / virtues / value
"She evidently likes the douche with the receding hairline...It's time to get-out-of-the-way-and-let-her-fuck-the-construction-worker."
A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.
Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos