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Big Bad Brad (noun): A lumbering, sub-human brute with a bulbous frame and an unnaturally wide base. His thick, fat, calloused hooves are often crammed into women’s footwear. His face, a big, dumb, perfectly round slab of confusion, sits atop his hairy mass, though his scalp remains curiously barren. He speaks in a slow, monotone drawl, as if each word is a struggle against his own stupidity.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Jimmy: Big Bad Brad showed up late again, wheezing like he ran a marathon wearing those damn women’s shoes.
Melvin: I swear those shoes are crying for help. Probably like his dentist every time he walks in.
Jimmy: Speaking of cries for help, what’s the over/under on his next fake medical emergency?
Melvin: Two hours—max. My money’s on “mystery heart failure” again.
Godess of talking like a mupet on crack.
Big Jennie is the godess of the fortnite battlepass, And Deez nutz
When your balls swell up during inter course
What are those?
Sorry. I think I may have Big Ball Syndrome (BBS)
The meeting spot of all meeting spots in NUI Galway. Located between the Library and Concourse, no one knows exactly what it is or what it’s there for. But without it, first year arts students would forever roam the campus, lost to time.
Student 1: Well lad where’s the handiest spot to meet?
Student 2: The big yellow thing sure
His name is Big Damage, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Diamond legions, loyal servant to the true emperor TSM SHROUD, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and he will have his damage dealt, in this life or the next.
"WE HAVE A NEW KILL LEADER: 𝗕𝗶𝗴 𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗲" -Big Damage
¹When speaking descriptively , to help the others feel the weight of the situation, Big Damage can be dropped at the ends of sentences to further elaborate the extremities of the situation discussed.
²Can also be used as a stand alone comment when reacting to external sources.
³Can also refer to the petrol prices in Sydney atm
¹"I wish you saw my order at Burger King, it was Big Damage"
Or
²-Sees some super hot THICC MILF and says- "BIG DAMAGE"