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A long schlong covered in ingrown hairs.
Person: Hey man how’s your hairy bat?
Person: good a lot of the hairs are falling off!”
BECAUSE YOUR BATMAN !!!
Why is there a bat flying around my house?
Bat should bite if your not batman
Im About To Get Hit With One HElp Lmao
Get out of my chair or ill hit u with a base ball bat
bat-man is the budget cut cousin of Bruce Wayne (batman) and hates applesauce man. she has the ability to be drunk whenever she wants. She fights crimes with her 2 sidekicks Ro-bin and alfredo. she doesn't kill but hates
applesause-man because he kills babies.
person: Is that batman?
Bat-man: no im bat-man
person: are you drunk bat-man
Bat-man: Maybe
The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.
Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.
taking your girlfriend while she is sleeping and hanging her upside down and face fucking her.
"Dude you have to try the hanging bat on your girl."