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smol bean

THE MOST GODDAMN ANNOYING THING EVER. IT IS USUALLY USED BY 12-YEAR OLD GIRLS WHEN DESCRIBING A SMALL ANIMAL OF SOME SORT OR AN ANIME CHARACTER THAT SEEMS REMOTELY GAY. OFTEN FOUND ON TUMBLR.

omg deku from mha is such a smol bean

by peemantis June 26, 2020

10👍 4👎


Fiddling the bean

1. (verb). Male or female stimulation of the clitoris, whether it be by someone else or by the female owning the "bean."

1.Timmycoke was fiddling the bean of that fat girl for so long that the couch became wet with mysterious bodily fluids.
2. Due to her boyfriend cheating on her, Amy resorted to fiddling the bean all night.

by John Sinise, Marty McFly, William Fontaine. July 19, 2006

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bean baging

bean baging is the same as tea baging apart from you use the female clitoris and labia instead of the males testicals.

jonny: my wife bean baged me last night!

bob: bean baging... did wot? whats that then?

jonny: you know when you drop your bollocks in her gob and get her to humm!

bob: yes tea baging?

jonny: well she does the same, yet she stands over you straddle legged, and gives you a mouthfull of flange whilst you humm the national anthem.

bob: marvallous!

by elcaci April 26, 2009

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Bean boozled

When you vomit over a mysterious candy.

I have been bean boozled

How repulsive

by FlabbyPancakeSause August 13, 2019


billy bean

A beautiful man with a boyfriend named Sean made my flamingo/Albert.

Billy bean, with his cute green jeans, he got a boyfriend named Sean!

by FlamingoFangirl December 17, 2019


Buzz Bean

Back and better than ever, Buzzin’ down the slopes is.... it’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s the Pyth-a-goris train! After using protractors and finding factors, ol Buzz is retired! You’ll find him where the Porsche is parked and the mean dogs barked, skiing hills and popping pills.

“He made a weird noise, like the buzz of a bee,” said Chris.
“No, it was more like the Buzz Bean!” Yelled Bob.
“Careful!” Replied Chris. “You’re not supposed to say that name out loud....”

“Ehhhhhh,” came an every echo from the dark corner of the school.....
“Oh no.... the stories of him are true,” said Chris, only before the Buzzing grew louder, silencing his words.

by buzzerbeater69 November 11, 2020


chasing the bean

when you smoke weed and codeine together

wait did you just start chasing the bean

by @corndogi December 23, 2020