call the roll

When it feels like everyone you know is at a bar, club, or pub, so you could do a roll call like back at school.

People may optionally call out to all their mates, lads, hoods, bros, crew, etc one by one like at school roll call.

Similar concept occurs when teachers go out at night and see all of their current or former students out at the same venue.

"Wow, everyone's here, we could call the roll."

"I went to the local bar last night but had to leave because half of my students were drinking there. I nearly had to call the roll."

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booty call

call made accidently when one sits on his or her cell phone - resulting in the receivers' eavesdropping.

Man, got a booty call from Janet's cell yesterday. What an asshole, she's treats her housekeeper like a field hand.

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Call of Doody

The act of using a video-game controller as a rectal dildo.

Dude 1: What'd you and your girl do last night?

Dude 2: She was blowing me while I was playing Rachet and Clank, I got too focused. She took the controller out of my hands and gave herself a Call of Doody.

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Call of Duty

to call of duty-to shoot someone
-to rape/cream/beat the shit out of someone

dave- *shoots ron in the face*
ron-ahh wtf?
luke-man, he just call of duty'd the shit outta you

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Booty Calls

Calls made unintentionally by sitting on a phone.

Ben Dover: I just sent my mom 2 booty calls and a text
Hairy Ballzonya: Eww dude!
Ben Dover: No not that kind of booty call

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Conference call

When you're on the phone with coworker, friend, family and you're getting an unbelievable BJ

When you place your business partners on speaker and screw some chick on your desk

I got a call from my mom and my girl gave me a conference call.

I was having the most boring phone meeting when Jenny came in, I put the phone on speaker and drilled her on my desk.

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call of the dolphin

While getting head from a female,the female let's out a 'ee-ee-ee' squeel

vibrating the tonsils and back of the throat making the male blow his load.

The squeel sounded something to a dolphin's call.

Dude, that girl had a wicked call of the dolphin.

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