CCM, or Certified Canadian Moment, is a term where someone, somewhere, does something dealing with snow or maple syrup.
Tabby: I was shoveling some snow
Salt: Now this is a Certified Canadian Moment
Another name for chewing tabacco
Hey brother let me get a pinch of that Canadian goose hash
Awesome volunteers that wakes up at 5-6 am to go freeze their asses to save ours on a ski hill.
The Canadian Ski Patrol was so nice and saved my life !
I was in Quebec and saw a canadian cluster fuck and came a little.
When your reverse cowgirling on a man with Hot Flumunda and he screams "Gonorrhea" while clawing at your hips only to keel over and peel his rich and ripe Gono glands off your coochie
hey i just got with a man on tindr last night. he preformed the "Canadian Sand Devil" and now imma cry
Like American First Base, but with a finger in the butt. Also known as a Morneau.
"I went out with that Canadian girl."
"Did you make it to first base?"
"Better. Canadian first base."
"She gave you a Morneau, eh."
A Canadian tube sock is when a man defecates in a sock, then inserts his erect penis inside the sock and proceeds to insert the mess of poo sock in to an ugly ass trailer park type lookin bitch.
Bubbles Canadian tube socked that ugly ass hoe on season 4 episode 2 of trailer park boys.