A person(s) that was your lover during the covid lockdown.
My covid buddy was critical for my sexual & mental health during the 2020 covid lockdown.
Applies to anyone who is privileged enough to live in a developed country with free access to the vaccine, however, after having taken said vaccine (and booster), they still believe that Covid poses a significant threat to them. They are systematically incapable of recognizing that the prolongation of 'restrictions' has serious ramifications upon those less fortunate than themselves. Will commonly refer to as 'a pandemic of the unvaccinated', which is code for resentment towards those who do not agree with their worldview
Dave: Why is he wearing his mask still? The CDC says that 82% of Americans have been vaccinated.
Steve: He has got Covid privilege
COVID Hold Crisis—where we get to spend countless hours per week on hold, being cut off, being transferred from person to person (most of whom have such a thick foreign accent it is impossible to communicate).
I am so tired of wasting my time on the phone due to the Covid Hold Crisis.
When you become a virgin again because of the dry spell single people are experiencing due to social distancing and quarantine.
I can't wait to loose my covid-ginity after the quarantine is over.
The act of fucking yourself with a wooden chair leg until it breaks. It is often performed by 35+year olds after receiving no sex in their whole time of existence.
My friend: im so horny
Me: bro just do the covid mask duh
When you are arguing constantly with your partner while stuck together during the Covid-19 Pandemic.
We weren't arguing, it was more of a COVID conversation.