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Don't try to have a meaningless fling with the girls in your
DORM, APPARTMENT COMPLEX, STREET, or, dare I say, CHURCH.
You wanna fling while they want marraige. If they're in your nest you can't get away from them. Your usual club name of "Hank" will no longer work because they know your name is Leopold Fitzgerrald Donowhitz.
FOOLISH BOY- Man, I saw the chick that lives at the end
of the hall at the club last night and she
was all over me! I'm Thinkin
about inviting her over.
PRUDENT BOY- Dude, DON'T SHIT IN YOUR NEST!
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A phrase commonly used in World of Warcraft to tell players to avoid spells (like poison clouds, rain of fire, tail sweep and similar) that often deals massive damage to players and thus can cause a wipe.
This phrase apply to all kinds of harmful spells, even if they're not coloured green or coloured at all.
Encounter example:
The early boss Grobbulus in the raid-instance Naxxramas in WoW have the ability to put out green poison clouds under him. If the raidmembers stand in it they will die because of the damage.
Phrase example:
The raidleader have been explaining the tactics and ends with: "And don't stand in green shit."
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To be surprised, astonished by someone or something
Maggie's got a new dress,
- If that don't slam the outhouse door !
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The most polite and courtesy way of telling someone to leave you alone.
some poser asshole: Well like, I was at the mall and like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
Me: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
poser jizzmonger: *walks away crying*
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Tonight, I'm gonna have myself, a real big cock.
Right in my aaa-aaa-aaa-aaassssssss!
My anuuuuuus. he'll twist it inside ouuuut, yea.
Cum's swimming around, inside my ass, so
Don't. Fuck, Me, Now...
Don't, Fuck Me-
'Cause I'm having a good time, having a good time!
I'm a swimming sperm, going through his ass
Like the black cock, that's ripping up his anal cavity
I'm a raging cock, passing through in male placentas.
I'm getting hard, hard, fuck,
There's him fucking me.
He's burning up my ass, aaahhh
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister AnalKnight
I'm being fucked real hard and super tight
"I wanna make a sexy fucking slave out of you"
Don't Fuck Me Now, I'm having such a good time
I'm having his balls
Don't Fuck Me Now
If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call,
Don't Fuck Me Now ('cause I'm having a good time)
Don't Fuck Me Now (yes, I'm having a good time)
I don't wanna fuck at all, yea
I'm a rocket dick on the way to the
Wet tight little asshole
I am a barky log, I'm out of semen
I am a sex machine, ready to fuck hard
Like Adam & Eve, about to
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh explode
He's burning up my ass, aaahhh
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me Mister AnalKnight
I'm being fucked real hard and super tight
"I wanna make a sexy fucking slave out of you"
Don't Fuck Me, Don't Fuck me,
Don't Fuck Me, hey, hey, hey!
Don't Fuck Me, Don't Fuck Me,
Oo, oo oo, I like it!
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Dane Cook's perfect representation of how it should be used. When in an arguement with your significant other this needs to be dropped at the end of the arguement when nothing else can be gained from the situation. Then one must promptly exit the room.
"Over there, eating your Oodles of Noodles!!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!"
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Something a person will say when they don't care what a person has to say. Phrase is most heavily used by people who are being talked to by a liberal or polititian. The phrase can be tracked as far as the year 1812s when the English told Americans that they are mean and need to give them thier land back. The Americans replied "I dont give a shit".
I don't you fully appreciate on how mass of a scale I dont give a shit.
"Dude I have hepititise c", "I don't give a shit".
"Hey man can I have a drink of your beer," "I don't give a shit".
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