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As opposed to "friends with benefits", who occasionally hookup, "friends with bænifits" occasionally cuddle and watch movies.
Dana and Christian are friends with bænifits, they spent the day spooning on the couch.
A friend who you use as a backup whenever your friends aren't around
"Shes only using her as a backup friend, so fake!!"
when one notices a -1 on the number of facebook friends due to someone deactivating or blocking; typical behaviors of one trying excessively to retain a nonexistent popularity.
Dave- So I notice you deactivated your facebook the other day.
Gray- Yeah, I thought that it was too distracting. Wait, how did you–
Dave- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?
Yes, Dave was friend counting.
Someone who claims to be your friend, but after a while will start to become a huge dipstick
Oh my god, you are such a plastic friend
1. The act of getting off your lazy duff and away from your life sucking computer to actually meet some people in the REAL WORLD! (You know, like when there were no computers, Internet or smart phones) ;->
Txt Message 1. Hey Rod, let's go out and do some organic friending tonight at the night club instead of sitting here all night pushing buttons staring at a screen.
Txt Message 2. Ok Billy Bob...Let's Do It!
An irritating lost British man
Gavin's friend looks for Gavin all over Lemoyne, New Austin and even near annesburg but he just Can NOT find Gavin. He is a British man who came over from England during the year 1899 and has lost his "hilarious" friend... GAVIN!!
Someone that you hang out with, you like but you wouldn't class as a friend and you spend too much time together to be just acquaintances. You're not colleagues or family and there is no sex involved.
Maybe you snogged at a party once but there was no spark or you bonded over your shared love of The Manchurian Candidate but that's where your commonality ends. You're comfortable grabbing a coffee with them when no-one else is available but would never dream of crying on their shoulder, discussing your hot and heavy date life or even letting slip where you live. They are an acquainta-friend.