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Glass slippers

In "Cinderella", a ridiculous mis-translation from the French. The original story, handed down orally, centered around "Vair" slippers, vair being squirrel fur. But "vair" sounds like "verre", the French word for glass, and so it continued. Fur slippers make perfect sense. But glass??

Cinderella felt sorry for the handsome prince, kneeling before her. She wondered what kind of idiot expected her to take two steps in glass slippers, when the beloved pair she had lost were made of fur. "I mean, glass shoes? Really?"

by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020


Jade-Tinted Glasses

seeing things in a negative, cynical light.

At first, I saw my teacher through jade-tinted glasses but after a year I realized he was a good lecturer who cares about his students.

by Richard Haass September 9, 2023


Glass Cabinet

A Glass Cabinet is an MMA wrestling move where a fighter deep throats a glass cabinet as an act of intimidation and if preformed correctly will store the opponent's left testicle for the rest of time.

Dam last night the Mexican Midget preformed the Glass cabinet on the Krazy Killer Keeg

by KSI’ a fatneek November 22, 2021


Swap Glass

Switching sunglasses in the middle of a conversation in order to prove a point.

"Tina was was all up on me so I had to swap glass and tell her to shove off."

by sjsampson September 4, 2008


the glass door

When one person sits on top of a glass coffee table while another person lays underneath. The person sitting on top proceeds to take a shit on the glass

Nicole totally gave me the glass door last night

by rbsquared February 19, 2014


Russell glass

A pint glass which kills all bubbles in a beer

For fuck’s sake, I’ve got a Russell glass!

by Tbonedork November 11, 2017


empty glass

a glass usually made of glass material that is not filled with something

Give me a beer I have an empty glass

by coolperson101101101 November 17, 2013