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1. A usually young person who is started game fishing in the last 12 months, they think they are original and unique for having “innovative” opinions (light-gauge hooks) when really the only opinion they have is the opposite of whatever is considered “mainstream”.
2. These self-described experts think they can out fish most other anglers although they don’t have the balls to actually try and fish a real tournament, making up lame excuses akin to a fat kid that doesn’t want to compete in cross country “… I just don’t like the competitive nature (of the tournament)” when the reality is, they know they have no chance.
Befuddle Tackle Store Tenant: Your using what may as well be a snapper hook for marlin fishing and you're worried about putting chafe tube through the eye of the hook with 400lb leader?
Hipster Game-Fisherman: Yer I will bust the leader off when I wrap it up on a good fish.
Befuddled Tackle Store Tenant: Ok Buddy.
(n) The Samsung Note 7, which gained infamy for its exploding battery. The phone was also featured as a grenade in GTA 5 via a mod.
My God... Is that guy using a Hipster Hand Grenade!?! Run!
One who identifies as a Hipster, but occasionally enjoys something mainstream. In some cases, they may not favor something released by mainstream, but rather reject a good portion of Indie culture.
Hipster Girl: so you seriously saw Inception?
Part-time Hipster: yeah, it was awesome.
Hipster Girl: but it's so mainstream. And you say you're a Hipster?
Part-time Hipster: damn right!
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1. Chest piece tattoos used to separate themselves from the masses and identify their fellow hipsters. In reality they are every bit as slutty and "look at me" as the traditional tramp stamp in the lower back.
2. A lame attempt to live in a counter-norms culture that typically results douche bag behaviors like wearing $100 ripped jeans and designer glasses while drinking lots of Pabst Blue Ribbon after driving expensive Jettas from their expensive inner loop apartments and comparing Pres. Bush to Hitler.
TGB: Chest piece tattoos are every bit as slutty and "look at me" as the traditional tramp stamp. They should be named Hipster Tramp Stamp.
Hipster Douchebag: That name is stupid. I don't see what's wrong with chest pieces or tramp stamps. I think they're cool.
TGB: Says the guy with both kinds of tramp stamps.
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1. A person who dresses like a poser and also a hipster at the same time but fails to pull off either one well enough and thus ends up being ironic. They tend to wear tshirts that they buy from Threadless, converse shoes and skate shoes (particularly Vans). They also wear a lot of plaid.
2. Someone who is deliberately dressing as an ironic poser hipster for the sake of mocking actual ironic poser hipsters.
Ugh look at Amelie, she can't even dress like a poser - she's mixing in hipster in bad quantities, what an ironic poser hipster!
Christina always pulls off ironic poser hipster so ironically - she's super talented!
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a person who likes non-mainstream music, dresses fashionably, probably digs craft beer and brews their own fancy coffee, may or may not own a record player, and possesses other characteristics that are typically associated with a "hipster" except they are not pretentious, annoying or extreme about it. Thus, they are rad, interesting people that I would like to be friends with.
"Why do you always date watered down hipsters?"
"Because they are super laid back and adorable and then I have someone to go to obscure indie shows with!"
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An individual who holds both the characterisitcs of a hippie and a hipster
Often possess the hippie core belief set of peace, love, non-violence, non-showering, non- 9-to-5.
Like your average hipster, their sense of identity is largely due to their membership in the unique, underground, indie culture (music and otherwise).
They also tend to identify with rock movements,poets, artists, and writers from the 60s
However, they're not likely to be as attuned to contemporary music, or identify with ironic hip-hop acts.
More deliberate sense of fashion, non-fashion, un-fashion, in-fashion, or clashion, then avg hippie. Less deliberate than hipster.
Does not only where second-hand items.
Their style is more deliberate than that of an authentic hippie, but more effortless than that of a hipster, whose style is more forced.
They're more likely to tend towards hippie drugs such as LSD, Marijuana, Or Magic Mushrooms. However, most hippie-hipster-hybrids are no stranger to cocaine or mdma either.
Differ from the avg hipster in that the HHH is more likely to be found doing jobs like tree-planting across Canada, as opposed to working at their local hipster coffee joint. They're also more likely to be truly unshowered/unkempt rather than just feigning this.
They will likely where little-to-no makeup.
Even if they're feigning their unkemptness it, they do it with skill and expertise so as to fool even the keenest eyes.
"Liz has facebook! I never would have guessed! Let's creep her! What's doing this summer?"
"Yeah but she never updates it. She's tree-planting again - says it's hard work but she loves the memories."
"Figures. God she is gorgeous. I love her style."
"Yeah. I love her perpetual bed-head, she doesn't even wear makeup. Jealous."
"I wish I could be a hippie like her."
"I'd say she's more of a hipster, that shirt and belt are definitely from Urban Outfitters."
"Right. But look at her in this pic from Shambala, and she definitely wore that same shirt like all weekend."
"True... I guess she's a hippie...
"....hipster..."
Both: "Hippie-Hipster-Hybrid!"