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A blogger whose blog exists only to brag about the wonderfully perfect parts of their life that they allow the world to see. A braggart, a bore, a major bs artist.
After my son flushed a stuffed toy down the toilet, I wasn't in the mood for that Christmas letter blogger's tales of her perfect life with her perfect children in her perfect house.
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A father who is decorated, and is the center of attention for as long as he can be useful. Then when the glamor wares off,
he becomes slowly neglected, then thrown out of the house.
Yes, he's a Christmas tree father, he's staying with me until he finds a place.
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Done during Christmas time, this act involves the repositioning of decorative lawn ornaments (reindeer, Santas, elves, etc.) in sexually explicit positions relative to one another, for the enjoyment of neighborhood folk. Now while these positions SHOULD be utterly rude, offensive, and revoltingly disgusting...they SHOULD NOT be acts of vandalism where damage is done to the ornaments. Remember, its the Holidays. You can make a penguin look like its blowing Santa...just don't break it.
Person 1: "Dude, I'm thinking about Spreading Christmas Cheer at the Johnson's house tonight"
Person 2: "Are they the ones who always have that Santa with his reindeer?"
Person 1: "Yeh thats them! They also have a pretty sick Nativity Scene this year."
Person 2: "Sweet, I'm down! Ive always wanted to know what Jesus looks like getting blown by a reindeer while Santa gets triple teamed by Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen..."
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A bush where someone has hung a bag of dog shit, like some disgusting decoration on a Christmas Tree.
You should probably walk on the other side of the street. Theres an Irish Christmas Tree up ahead.
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looking for christmas lights to make a noose.
i'm finding the christmas lights so i can end my suffering.
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The act of returning shit from the holidays that you will not wear or use because it is ugly, cheap, a regift, ect.
"Wow looks like the christmas cheer got to jamie"
"No i think its just because she doesnt wear new clothes so she gets a lot of post christmas green"
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A large group of middle aged men or women who turn up at your local boozer once a year in December. They want to be served first, all order separately and pay by card.
For fucks sake the bar is chocka, full of Christmas Pub wankers
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