The act of taking such a perfect shit that it only needs one turd wash.
"You already shit? "- Tanner
"Yah bro I dropped a Fatty Log One Wipe." - Travis
The planting of a log of shit on another's forehead.
Josue's great Forehead Log Plant on David left a brown stain that almost got in his hair.
Taking your log (your penis) and shoving it into some data (a girls vagina). Slang amongst computer nerds.
Ronald: "What were you doing last night"
Hamburgaler: "I was logging data"
Ronald: "Oh awsome!"
To extract poop from one’s anus, with force
I’ll have to call you back later. I’m mid log squeeze.
Cum and shit in a freeze. Roll it up before freezing and then place a girl in side and cum over her for a tasty topping
the act of defecating on someone's anus and then having anal sex with them.
After a long night of drinking Hamm's, Gregor needed to defecate, but he was horny. He was destined to go swamp logging.