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A floating turd. Also known as a floater.
"Dude, some nasty bastard left 3 Mexican Swimmers in the employee restroom."
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When you chase a double-shot of tequila with a double-shot of Tapatio. Optionally, the subject may also snort a line of salt as either the first or third step.
Jose drank so many Mexican Strikeouts that he did not even realize that he was the victim of double anal.
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When an infectious yawn passes from person to person along a line or through a group, until everyone has yawned in sequence. Like a Mexican wave - but with yawning. Extra points awarded if the original yawner is triggered again.
Operative 1: Dude, the Boss's team briefing was sooo boring today that Kevin started yawning his head off. Jill caught it from him, and she passed it to Randall, and pretty soon it had run right round the table back to Kevin.
Operative 2: Mexican yawn, dude.
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Noun - The act of eating a cheap mexican microwavable burrito, going for a run to mix up the contents of your stomach, and using the explosive diarrhea that results as lube for sex with your partner.
- Dude, you seen my burrito that was in the freezer?
- Yeah, I used it to give sheila a Mexican Microwave.
- Oh, sweet. How was it?
- It was Nasty, I puked on her.
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To ride in a truck's cargo area, in the manner of immigrant landscape contractors.
We don't have enough seats for everyone. You sit up front and I'll ride Mexican.
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The act of a Mexican expressing the ultimate form of love by sharing a 2 dollar taco with their lover
Juan took Kyleigh to their local taco bell and bought a two dollar taco to express his Mexican love
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The usual Mexican Restaurant found in hill-jack towns, whose employees are certainly illegal immigrants filtering money back to their relatives across the border...but damn that food is good and the price is right.
"I had this killer chimichanga at the ghetto-mexican restaurant last night...it's too bad those mexicans are closing up shop next week...they couldn't have gone out of business, that place made a killing."
"That chick at the ghetto-mexican restaurant was pretty hot, but you know her dad will move her back to Tijuana once he saves up enough loot for her plane ticket."
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