Random
Source Code
Random
A term for any non-alcoholic beer that people buy at a bar, club or restaurant, or any other public place. Not applicable if the person is doing it in the privacy of their own home, which voids the embarrassment. Synonyms: Near Beer
Bartender: "What'll ya have?"
Guy 1: "I'll take an O'Doul's."
Guy 2: "What are you doing? That's a queer beer!"
25👍 18👎
Noun. Beer you drink when in the shower for pre-gaming purposes.
Students who attended that shitty college in Chicago, NorthWorstern, define a shower beer as a beer that is rinsed with water.
Normal person: Hey Brah, I just woke up. I think I'm gonna get my shower beer on and I'll meet you at the bar afterwards.
NorthWorstern student: What, I don't get it..
Normal person: sigh, why are we still friends...
28👍 22👎
Different name for Bar Eye.
Drink far too much and everybody becomes attractive!!
Very common slang in Britain.
He was a real minger last night, She must have been wearing beer goggles!!!
12👍 7👎
The kind of person who goes to a party and complains if the beer is a brand that costs less than $10 for a six-pack.
"Why hasn't Jeff gotten a beer yet."
"He only drinks expensive imports and microbrews. He thinks he's too good to drink Bud Light with the rest of us peasents. Fucking beer snob."
340👍 349👎
A patriotic American term for après ski drinks, meant to show disdain for the French. Used by the same people who say freedom fries, pardon my freedom, freedom toast, and freedom mistake. Means a beer consumed after a day of skiing or snowboarding.
Pierre: "After we finish ze ski-ing, what do you say we all go grab an apres ski glass of ze Bordeaux?"
Katie: "That sounds great, Pierre."
Bob: "What?!? How dare you, you French sympathizer?!? Let's ditch this surrender monkey and go grab a freedom beer. I've got a whole case of 90 Minute back at my place with your name on it. Brewed in the good ol' USA. Screw France!"
Katie: "Ok, good point. I'll go with you instead. Sorry, Frenchy."
20👍 14👎
Beer pong consists of ten cups (and two water cups), two balls, a table, and two teams of two people. The concept is pretty obvious of course, but the rules are based off whatever the host of the party wants them to be. No exceptions. Here is a list of possible rules.
Rodeo- When one team shoots, misses, and gets the ball back, at the end of their turn they get a chance to make a cup by throwing it behind their back. This is worth two cups if made
Death Cup- If one team makes a cup and the opposing team fails to remove said cup from the table, and the other team makes the same cup in question again, this is Death Cup and the opposing team looses and drinks all the cups on the table. (see recycle)
Recycle- This is when the winning team chooses to recycle their alcohol for the next game, even if death cup happens, because they do not want to share it with the opposing team.
Both Balls Same Cup- This can either be worth 3 cups and balls back to the team who made them, or 2 cups and balls back, host's choice
Rerack- There can either be one or two reracks, host's choice.
Air Ball- The team that Air Balls drinks one cup of opposing team's choosing, unless it is the final cup
Automatic I- If there are only two cups remaining, the team can use the Automatic I rule to straighten them up.
No Shooting While Drinking- If a shot is made while the opposite team is clearly drinking and has no way of knowing the game is on, the shot is canceled.
Cory: You playing beer pong at Orey's tonight?
Greg: Yeah man, but i need to know his house rules so i can keep up with what is cool and whats not.
Cory: Yeah man, he will hit us up with the essentials.
36👍 30👎
After a night of drinking this is the painful shit. Usually it burns on the way out and requires a lot of effort, it also had some weird chemical that seems to give it both adhesive and cohesive qualities.
E.g. That was the worst Beer Shit ever. It burnt and took ages.
110👍 102👎