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Without a doubt the best font and most widely accepted as the best thing since sliced fonts
n00b 1: Yo, check out that guys font, it's so dope, is it Times New Roman?
n00b 2: No fool, that shit's Old School, this is the modern script...The Microsoft Sans Serif shit man!
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While having sex in the doggystyle position before you bust a nut pull out your cock and spit on the bitches ass. She will think you have just cum on that booty. As she turns around to inspect the load you unleash a hefty wad on her face.
"yo you remember that slut lina? I gave her an epic San Francisco treat last night"
*high five*
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san Quintin is a prison specifically located in California the prison is also known as san fuckin because you always getting fucked in the ass you cant sleep side ways or else you will get fucked and you better watch what you do there especially in the shower because if you drop the soap I feel bad for you because you stuck also don't let anyone give you food because in prison that's a favor and you have to return the favor or else you will get killed also be careful where you go because they get to choose who there bitches are and if you are there bitch be careful.......
san Quintin prison is the most scariest prison ever
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The same as a Cleveland Steamer, but after the feces blast you blow several killer bong hits on their defecated upon body in honor of the The City By The Bay. In this case, the bong smoke simultaneously represents San Francisco's fog AND its' relatively high percentage of weed users.
Sigh Oh Sally I am just so gosh darn homesick for San Francisco. Alice, what you need is to give someone a good old fashioned San Francisco Steamer. Trust me, it will give you an outlet.
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Just about the most boring town ever. Filled with a bunch of snobby rude people, and can't go anywhere worth going with out a license.
I don't like living in San Luis Obispo, it sucks.
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Nickname for the NBA's darlings, the San Antonio Spurs. Given the "Stern" label because of NBA commissioner David Stern's affinity for the team.
How could Duncan flagrantly foul someone like that and the Sterns not get a single call against them?
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Another great euphanism for shit. You can't really have too many of these can you. This can be used in either a constipated or a gay context, so it's quite flexible. Shit is one of my favorite words, so I made up a couple like this gem here. Enjoy!!
Man there a gay couple, so they always have to work around the San Fran Roadblock before having sex.
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I'm so constipated I feel like I got my shit packed like a San Fran Roadblock!
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