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Kenneth Scott Walker II is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is tall, extremely handsome, smart, caring, and spoils whoever his girl is at the time. Once you have been blessed with his presence you will never want him to leave. He is a once in a lifetime man. He will try to please you no matter how ridiculous the request is. He treats every girl he has like a princess. No matter what you throw at him, he will always be there for you when you need him. Once you have him, NEVER lose him.
Guys, I finally got myself a Kenneth Scott Walker II in my life and I couldn't be any happier!
When a Dude dates a 17 year old girl and then rejects it.
Bro's Scott Pilgrimin'!
an absolute nonce is freya scott
why are you an absolute nonce freya scott
Scott’s Empty Scrotum (SES) syndrome is a condition when the Scrotum (Testicular portion) of men become enlarged, at times Purple, yet their is nothing inside the SAC.
I thought he was also a Wise Guy, but he had Scott’s Empty SAC.
He did not knock her up because he is now 40 years old & has Scott’s Empty Scrotum (SES) Syndrome.
scott’s Balls WiseGuy’s Wise Guy’s Balls 40 Scot’s Scrotum Purple Balls Purple Scrotum Eggplant SAC Empty
when you get eloped with a minor similar to the character, Scott Pilgrim from the self titled series
to pull a scott pilgrim: "when you get eloped with a minor similar to the character, Scott Pilgrim from the self titled series "
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Person 1: "hey did you see John's new girlfriend? The 17 year old?"
Person 2: "yeah, I think they met at his sister's highschool graduation party"
Person 1: "he really pulled a scott pilgrim"
A cocktail made of 50% whiskey, 40% Coca Cola, and 10% Cranberry juice.
Jim: hey man, feeling down. Start me off with a North American Scott will you?
Jonathan: sure man, anything for you.
Scott tissue paper.. Use it to clean ur butt it works.
Ass crack feeling strange? Perhaps it's time to make a change! Switch to Scott brand and not only feel the difference, you'll smell the difference!
Scott tissue it gets the slop out.
Johnny pooped. When he was done he used Scott to whipe his bum.