short man syndrome

the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under six feet tall with ambiguous genitalia

Bob got overly furious after I accidently spilled my Charbay on his head. He has a bad case of short man syndrome.

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short bus baking

When someone tries to bake something and after looking at it, you swear it was baked by a retard who rode the short bus to school

"Man, BB's pie was short bus baked!"

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Short Bus

Defending 2 time Humpday Fantasy Football Champion. It might not be pretty, but it tends to work.

Wow, the Short bus really fucked up Chi-Town's Meat Co. this weekend. Chi-town sure looked good on paper, but the Bus found yet another way to win. Those drooling retards can sure throw, catch and run.

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Short money

Owing more money than you have. Common among dealers who get fronted dope.

Person A: Thats a lot of dough bro! Person B: Its all short money cuz.

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short man syndrome

the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under 5 ft tall with ambiguous genitalia

Gabordi has a bad case of short man syndrome

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short yellow bus

your transportation to school, fuck stick.

After I got off the short yellow bus I remembered to clip my mittens to my sweater.

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Short Sleeved Magician

When you see what's coming.

"Tom called me on my birthday, then asked for twenty dollars."
"wow, that guys a real short sleeved magician."

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