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Spider webbing is the act of cumming on a man's beard. This can be either done in a pattern or a straight shot, otherwise known as Charlotte's cumshot.
Person 1: "I am going to fuck the shit out of your stupid face you dirty man slut."
Person 2: "I want you to cover my face in your spider webbing while you tell me how small my cock is"
Person 3: "Im going to shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole"
Arms, particularly on a woman, that are muscular enough to resemble those of the webslinging crimefighter.
Madonna's been working out too much, she's so muscular with her Spider-Man arms, it looks gross.
Euphemism for defecating
I will be right there, I need to "kill a spider"
The NFT market's only hope to truly have a purpose on the internet lies with this image.
I just scrolled past Spider Bread on OpenSea today. I almost scooped it up.
The art of delicately chaffing your balls against a woman's inner vagina walls.
Aw dude, I just pulled a spiders ball.
Guy that shoots webs out of his penis with skills.
AHHH!! IT'S SPIDER-COCK, DON'T WHIP IT OUT PLEASE!!!!
The-Spider cock is a extremely infectious disease that occurs during a blowjob or masturbation when the victim tugs a little to hard on the tip of their dick. Because of this they rip the top/tip of their dick off to reveal a metallic colored humanoid spider hiding in a hollow meaty blood tube inside of their dick which it has eaten out over time, and along the inside of your shaft are the spider-cock’s baby eggs growing about to burst! Once spider-cock realizes that it has been revealed it quickly climbs to the top of your dick and stabs itself into place on top of your cock causing extreme pain, as it soon starts screaming at you, and digs deeper into your cock in a fit of rage.
The only cure is to self circumcise or take the shower, crank that baby on high, change it too the sprayer, turn the water as hot as possible, and let that mf spray Spider-Cock away.
You will have to get a prosthetic dick if not treated promptly to discovery.
Nicky: *sucking cock* oh tod *chokes on his schlong* your dick *mmmmhphhhh*! Your dick is so yummy!
Tod: oh I know babes, it is 9 inches long!
Nicky: WHAT THE FUCK ONLY 9 INCHES LONG!
Nicky: *rips her head away from his cock*
Tod: FUCK women! You just ripped off the tip of my dick!
Nicky: ohhhh, is that my faul- TOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR SHAFT? - IS THAT A TUBE!? OH MY there’s a fucking SPIDER CLIMBING OUT OF YOUR DICK!!
Tod: GET THE HOSE I AM not GOING TO CIRCUMSISE THIS ONE IT IS THE THIRD TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED! I AM NOT PAYING $3000 FOR ANOTHER DICK BECAUSE OF A Spider-Cock, WE ARE GOING TO SOW THE TIP BACK ON!
Nicky: uHMM! bye-