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Something to say in a group chat or group text to spark a conversation when everyone is inactive.
Cinder: Hey... Spider Cock
Lukas: Facts...
Sam: What??
Ethan: What the fuck are you talking about??!
Alex: Aye ayeeeee...
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ur dick in a womans mouth , wit ur pubs all tangeled in her teeth .
damn ur mom gave me a cock spider last night ..
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The ball of dried semen and lint one finds on one's member after wearing no underwear under a new pair of track suit bottoms, post ejaculation.
I scored with becks last night but couldn't find my boxers. Woke up this morning to change out of my tracky bottoms and had a huge cock spider on me prick.
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An accidental creature created when Eric misheard the phrase "Clock Spider" The Cock Spider is a penis with 8 spidery legs. The Cock Spider's arch enemy is the Cock Biter
A:"Did you see the pictures of Clock Spider?"
E:"WHAT?! A COCK SPIDER?"
A:"What? no- wait... cock spider?"
E:"....sounds pretty cool"
E""I SMELL A DOODLE COMING UP
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A greeting to your close friends, because it's not gay if its funny.
Hey Josh, show me that big fat spider man cock
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Guy that shoots webs out of his penis with skills.
AHHH!! IT'S SPIDER-COCK, DON'T WHIP IT OUT PLEASE!!!!