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An Instagram-famous rodent who achieved legend status for his adorable antics and undeniable charm. Peanut was the kind of squirrel who could make even the grumpiest cat crack a smile. Unfortunately, his fame caught the attention of the infamous Karen, a bureaucratic buzzkill who apparently took her role as the Department of Environmental Conservation's ultimate squirrel hater way too seriously. Instead of letting Peanut continue to spread joy, she swooped in like a villain from a bad movie, snatching him from his loving owner, Mark Longo, under the pretense of “regulations.”
In a move that shocked the world, this Karen decided to euthanize Peanut after a tragic mishap, proving once and for all that she’s the ultimate embodiment of government overreach and soul-sucking indifference. Seriously, Karen, what the hell were you thinking? You could’ve just let the little guy live his best life instead of becoming the Grim Reaper of adorable squirrels. Congratulations on being the world’s biggest party pooper—may your days be as joyless as your choices!
"Man, I can’t believe Karen went full villain mode and decided to be the executioner of Peanut the Squirrel; she really just took the joy out of life for everyone!"
When you're at college, and you see a squirrel, so you give it a dollar, because it's pretty fucking poor too.
Did you see the squirrel over there? He's one of those tip squirrels.
When you stretch your nut sack out flat and curve the ends like flying squirrel wings and roll out.
This place is wack I'm about to do The Flying Squirrel and glide outta here.
The hair tramp stamp above the ass crack of a guy.
93 took off his shirt at the pool and had a massive squirrel tuft on his back.
That tramp stamp of hair above an ass crack on a guy
93 took off his shirt and had a massive squirrel tuft above his ass. He needs to wax it.
The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.
I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'
A mans hairy ball that is sticking outside of his Speedo swimsuit.
Look at that fluffy squirrel!