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When a man takes time in between rounds of sex to eat or drink in order to replenish sperm and energy.
“By the third round I needed 30 minutes to reload the tank”
When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.
As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.
As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
The worst hangover of your fucking life
“How was last night?”
“Dude it was insane, but i fucked up, i’m in the tank today”
A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly
Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
ass-tanking is when you put your index finger in your crack, just like you do at the gas station with gasoline gun. then, you keep it there until the finger is "ripe" and ready. after you smell it. the longer you tank, the more enjoyable it is.
ass-tanking is a nice, free hobby.
Space Karen Elon Musk is crazy in love with his new Nazi Tank, also known as the Cybertruck, which is a piece of shit on 3 wheels (the fourth fell off). riddled with bugs and deficiencies and ugly as dogshit, Apartheid Clyde's Nazi Tank—when not crashing into parked cars and medians—have accelerators that break and panels literally falling off.