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A wonderful movie starring Orlando Bloom (w00+! my sex god ^ ~), Johnny Depp (the awesomest actor), Geoffrey Rush, and Keira Knightley (he's mine, back off! ^ ^) in a wonderful action/romance/slight horror/comedy movie that deserves far better reviews than it got. It's an amazing movie, about as good as LOTR and that's saying something.
I have seen it six times and have it pretty much memorized
A man who loves to raid another boys anal cavity. Such as Taylor and Max
Taylor and Max are butt pirates/bum ninjas
Two flamboyant men who enjoy anal sex.
Conor and Mai are my favorite butt pirates!
wen a man cums in a girls eye then kicks her shin. The woman will then hop around on one leg covering her cum filled eye.she will scream ahhh(arg) as she hopps because the man kicked her.
john and Wendy did the salty pirate dance in bed.
Simple Peasant Folk usually of Gypsy origin and with low IQs. A road Pirate uses a Ford Focus RS as their vehicle of choice. They tend to drive very badly, often forcing other road users to pull over. A heirachy exists within this group based on who has the loudest exhaust. Road pirates can be spotted congregating in groups in public car parks and talking complete and utter bullshit about their driving achievements. Unfortunately as they drive so badly, in practice their only achievement is getting their car out of the drive intact.
Did you see that road pirate stack it on the bend?
A male or female member of an orgy who attempts, either by force or coercion, to acquire a disproportionately larger share of semen on their face during a cumshot style ejaculation than their counterparts.
"That little Cum Pirate took it all, and I was looking forward to this all weekend!"
An alcholic beverage created by Wyatt Fitz.
Pirate Tea is a mixture of sweetened ice tea, lemon, ice cubes and white rum. Traditionally it is 3 ice cubes, 1 lemon wedge, 1 part rum and 5 part Sweetened ice tea per serving.
Dang, this Pirate-Tea is delicious, Im pretty drunk.