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a manifestation of all that is good and holy in book form
i just read the raw shark texts. it was legitsauce.
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A relationship that lasts approximately 1 week, and revolves around shark week, as this is perhaps the only thing these two people have in common. The two were brought together by their love of shark week, spent shark week together in a shark induced state of bliss, but then realized there relationship was doomed to fail when sharks were no longer a large part of their life together.
Kate and Audi had a fulfilling one week relationship, which consisted of watching shark week, making shark based puns, and posting shark themed posts on facebook. Yet when shark week ended there was a deafening silence on either side, as neither knew what, if anything, could fill the void that shark week had left. It was definitely a Shark Week Relationship.
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People who go out and make fun of mud sharks whenever they see them.
I am a true mud shark hunter. I spotted that white bitch with that nigger as soon as they walked in the door.
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ones life style to wear the male gets belligerently drunk off of 10 dollar or less liquor and seeks to have sex with any girl with in his facebook friends list or with in his sight. if the male fails to find a girl willing to blow of have sex with him, he will then start getting girls on his level to not quite rape her, but definitely not have consensual sex with her. that would not be a shark.
He had sex with my girlfriend after pouring grain alcohol on her face for 30 minutes straight, what a shark living the shark life.
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An Asian in Shark-Form
Dustin is a great example of a lemon shark, and other people fron Asia
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A bad kisser of note.
Sarah: I heard you hooked up with George! How was it?
Kimberly: Not great. Shark in a Washing Machine.
Sarah: Wow, that bad?
Jane: I just kissed George, he was a Shark in a Washing Machine.
A bear holding a shark is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction
jimmy got a bear holding a shark for christmas and brought it in for show and tell with his school when he got bullied the bear holding a shark viciously mauled the bullies to death