dirty brown wrap around

while making love to a woman, shove both of your testicles and surrounding sack into her butthole. continue to make love, like a beast on a leash. If she is on top, feel free to remove your penis from the vag(keeping the balls in the brown eye) and spin her around several times... practice by shoving your nuts into a beer bottle.

"I again gave myself testicular torsion giving juanita the dirty brown wrap around."

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Reach Around Selfie

1. n: having someone take a picture of you as you take a picture of yourself (or something else)

Jill is getting a great shot of the San Francisco bridge, realizes she is wearing a lovely sundress that matches the bridge, and asks Jack for the reach around selfie so she can pair the pic of her with the pic of the bridge when she posts it on instabook.

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reeking around the Christmas tree

Relatives that wear old reeking sweaters that smell like cigarettes.

Mabel: How do you like my vintage Christmas sweater I have not washed for decades ?

Junior: It's nice.

Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.

Dr. Jon Reach Around

A “loving embrace,” done with the utmost care and the gentlest touch by a healthcare professional while the patient is concentrating on their alimental concerns, questions they are being asked about general health trivia while they are being entertained with bright lights and Snellen charts, or otherwise distracted by the doctor’s slight of hand. Sometimes seen as a test of a patients fortitude and potential, this act, while not intrinsically sexual, is often referred to in doctoring circles as the first foray of the lonely and overeducated in their professional mating rituals or “social networking” in and outside of their immediate circles.

I went in to see if I needed new glasses and while I was there I was given the “Dr. Jon Reach Around.” I’m not sure if my vision is any better but I’ve met my co-pay for the year. All things considered, I’m happy with my new provider.

mulch around the sugar shack

Taking a dump around a type 2 diabetic while they sleep on your farm.

Hey! Billy Bob's gotta mulch around the sugar shack before it gets too cold!

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Ol’ Washington Reach-around

When someone trumpets the US National Anthem into your butt while jerking you off

Yeah, and then she gave me the Ol’ Washington Reach-around to finish off the 4th of July festivities

MBWA (Managing by walking around)

MBWA ... is an art. However, it is an art that can probably be learned—and it is clearly unrelated to having an 'outgoing' personality. In fact, arguably the best wanderers are the introverts who start with the ability to listen, because listening ... is at the heart of effective MBWA.

Those guys are useless at EVERYTHING, except MBWA (Managing by walking around)!

You know those times when you are soooo busy yet all you do is MBWA (Managing by walking around)!?