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A guy who is so obsessed with working out that he always seems to be holding a protein shake or shaking protein powder in his mouth.
Yo that guy is a total protein asshole, look at him just going to town at that protein milkshake...piece of shit.
When you strike an obnoxious golfer or disc golfer with a ball or disc, respectively.
I was playing a solo round or disc golf yesterday behind a group of six that wouldn’t let me play through, so I scored an asshole-in-one off the tee pad to voice my displeasure.
I didn’t realize I was being a drunk and obnoxious asshole on the links yesterday, until a guy on the card behind me teed up an asshole-in-one on me.
A Russian expression for a person who can handle stress and conflict. To understand this, think about the negative: someone who can't handle conflict and gets the shits when in difficult situations.
Karen totally faced her boss in the meeting today. He is a notorious bully, but she has a concrete asshole.
1) A moat that keeps assholes away from your living space
2)a sex position most used by bored college students
Oh shit, Karen lives in your building? Jeez, you should get an asshole moat.
A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.
You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.
The result off over eating too much greasy food. You end up shitting your brains out in an uncontrolled manor.
I had KFC for lunch and Mexican for dinner and a long night of Asshole Tourette’s. As a side note, I lost 10 lbs.
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A person who plays Pokémon Go, usually while driving, with absolutely no regard for the safety of those around them.
That Poke-Asshole nearly ran me over!