An euphemism for a foursome consisting of three men and one woman. The term comes from the phrase, “I’m hornier than a three-peckered billy goat”. How does one satisfy said goat? It has a blast with a hornier female goat. Three guys with three peckers and one horny girl is more than group sex, it’s a goat blast. The term was created and first used on the podcast Slacker and The Man.
Dobbs: “What happened last weekend? I heard some of the crew spent the night with that chick with the big boobs. Anybody get lucky?”
The Man: “The three of us did a goat blast with her!”
Dobbs: “I should have been there!”
The Man: “Yeah, you could have held the camera.”
When a tall woman queefs your creampie back onto your chest after having intercourse in the Amazon position
Dang bro last night after we had sex she hit me with an Amazonian she-blast.
When you butt chug a 2 liter bottle of Dr.Pepper and then have explosive diarrhea immediately after finishing the bottle.
yea they dared me to chug the whole bottle but i couldn't handle it so my Dr.Pepper blast went every where.
The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.
"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.
A sexual act involving a Turkey, a bumhole and a strong gag reflex.
Joe Santagato: Yo danny! You know the hot chick from the bar? She Turkey blasted me!
Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!
When you tongue blast someone whether it’s their 🍑 or 🥬 :)
Arson would tongue-ah-blast Gary alone on the weekends.
When a person is sitting on a couch and is being being blasted with semen by multiple people surrounding the couch.
I love being covered from head to toe after a blasting couch session.