thank you for coming to my ted talk

Celebrities like Kate McPherson have been known to end tweets with this statement. In some ways it's a full on acknowledgement of a personal idea or claim but a dismissal of anyone's negative response to the claim. In other words, I want you to know this information but I am not particularly concerned with your opinion regarding said information.

Nicki Minaj is constantly biting off of Cardi-B...thank you for coming to my ted talk

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I did not come here to make friends!

A phrase that pops up in lots of competitive reality television shows such as Survivor, The Apprentise, Flavor of Love, and many, many, more. What is intresting about this phrase is that you would never say it anywhere outside of television. Even if you were in a position where you where not there to make friends you would not gain anything by anouncing it.

On a competitive reality television show

Person 1: I am going to win this and you know it!
Person 2: Oh no you won't! I will fight you if I have to! I did not come here to make friends!

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tickle tickle here comes the pickle

Its were a very large penis or dildo gets inserted into a woman's vagina

Dude last night I had sex and before I gave her the D I said tickle tickle here comes the pickle!

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I didn't come down in the last shower

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.

Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!

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Come Back And Bite Me On The Ass

When something you have done with poor judgement and bad taste results in you being harshly rebuked.

When I was younger, I set my neighbor's car on fire. I hope it doesn't come back and bite me on the ass.

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I don't come from graffiti

Phrase used by art historians who snub street culture whilst proceeding to discuss travels, blazers, and the nuances of english accents in the wee hours of the night.

"I don't come from graffiti..."
"wait, did you just say, i don't come from graffiti?"

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HERE I COME I AM CINNAMON

A meme.

200 pound 6'5 athletic monster, whose skills were demo'd in his video when he completely destroyed a camera.

"Hey, did you see that one video?"
"Oh yeah, HERE I COME I AM CINNAMON"

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