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A zoophilic act where a man cums down a cat's throat, and then eventually the cat will cough up a hairball with the man's cum in it. Next, the man rubs the cum-filled hairball on a woman's face
Oh babe, Whiskers coughed up another hairball after the fuzzy dave I gave her. You know what this means!
Someone who would read the entire bible for you in one night just to take you to prom
I found my Dave Rygalski
A sassy but classy, larger than life, sexy boy.
Omg that guy is defo a Dave Perry
Dds Dave is one "pimps" in runescape selling his Ho's by night and raping other pimps in pvp.
one of DDs Dave Quotes "I fuked aul ur mumz for 1 penny a pop bitchezzzzzzzz"
The coolest dad ever. The legend dave minter is a dad whos a lad.
"Yoooo your dads a dave minter mann"
"Why that"
"He just gave me a free tv, LEGEND"
cutie know everything and everyone the best person in the world and should be treated like a god he also gets al the bitches (mostly guys tho)
person 1: dave cakes is so hot everytime i see him i faint
person 2: ikr
a really bizarre anecdote that someone pulls out of their ass, or maybe it's real.
Oh what an X-files story. It sounds like a Dave story.