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When a close female friend of yours gets a boyfriend and you never hear from them. You are lucky to get a hello. With this dick in the vicinity they start acting like one, like they are permanently attached to it. They cancel plans for it or ignore you. As soon as that relationship does not work they are once again your friend looking for the next one.
" I never hear from Lisa anymore, she has changed since she met Todd. We used to spend lots of time together but now she prefers the company of his penis".
" Jenny and I used to spend a lot of time together, now she constantly cancels for reasons related to the boyfriend. Although she never blames it on that. Just crap that makes no sense. This is case of dick syndrome where his penis is a mind control machine".
When you take stimulant drugs (such as cocaine, adderall, meth) and your dick shrinks down into a tiny useless appendage
Guy 1 : Did you fuck that thot last night?
Guy 2: Nah man I railed some fat lines of blow last night and I got stim dick bad, I couldn’t get it up at all.
During a blow job, it's the act of taking a hot load directly down the throat without touching the tounge.
My girlfriend said she hated the taste of cum. So I said, "try a little dick bonging honey."
When a male has a highly likely, but not guaranteed chance of getting hot action with a female. Chances of sex are gradually increased by "rounding the bases" or gradually increasing sexual tension between the chosen mate.
Brian's definitely getting that broad in the sack tonight. I saw them getting heavy in the parking lot, he's already got his dick in the door.
The act of going onto a random video chat service (i.e. chat roulette, omegle, etc.), getting naked, laying on your side, and tucking your penis in between your legs. Then you point the webcam between your upper thigh and lower torso, and begin to video chat with strangers. Once another male believes he is looking at a vagina, you start to tease him and make him believe your a chick. Once he says the key words to "open your legs" or "show me more", you open your legs real wide and say "YOU'VE JUST BEEN DICK ROLL'D!!"
Friend 1: Hey dude, did you get any tits on Omegle last night?
Friend 2: No, I never do, so I just Dick Roll'd a bunch of people.
Freind 1: That's fucking nasty bro.
Friend 2: Yea I know, but the look on their faces is priceless!
When you put your dick in a hotdog bun
Griffin- my gf wants to give me a hotdog dick
Tyler- wow I wish I was you
"Hey look there's Beth Thomas.. The dick patrol aka ittie bittie tittie club mustn't be far behind"