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A hotdog dick

When you put your dick in a hotdog bun

Griffin- my gf wants to give me a hotdog dick
Tyler- wow I wish I was you

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020


Hummused

To be very drunk and horny at the same time

Dom was so hummused after his night out with the boys

by Ratchetcumsock69 November 5, 2021


ratchet cum sock

A sock filled with juicy delicious cum that’s been left under a bed for 3 years

Dad- Son I need to use your sock for something

Son- I already used it as my ratchet cum sock

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020


Furry

People that dress up in fur suits and eat ass

Dylan-I’m going to furry con
Natasha- me too
Maura- me three

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

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Batpenis

When the dick is so bad and sickening , it’s contagious

Dylan- aye I got batpenis

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020


chiaffle

A chia waffle

I put Chia seeds in my waffle mix to make a chiaffle

by Ratchetcumsock69 March 18, 2021


Juicy seagull

When you fully submerge yourself into the ocean and run onto the sand and role in it covering yourself with sand. Then you run around stealing peoples food.

Dylan- I’m so hungry do you want to juicy seagull with me
Natasha- sure

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020