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increasingly finding it harder and harder to find comfy pants to wear.. rotating between 2 pants at the moment, so i decided to wear my hubby's comfy shorts this morning..
Wifey: hun, i found my new favorite pants now
Hubby: you know, i wore those shorts like three days in a row and farted on it like crazy
Wifey: T & H!
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Red Headed Bitch
a person who has red hair and is a bitch
lindsy lohan is a great example of this
but she has already got the name Fire Crotch
<lindsy lohan walks by>
"jessica can you believe how much of a R H B she is?"
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Jesus Hey-Zeus Christ. Many Mexicans are named after Him. Also used as a cuss-word by the irreverent.
And He shall be named Jesus H. Christ because He shall say "Hey, Zeus, I'm gonna take your place!"
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1. A term used to properly adress the lord and savior of the christian religion.
The H obviously standing for hoe master because everyone knows that Jesus had a way with the ladies.
"Jesus H. Christ why dont my hoes give me any respect."
"Jesus H. Christ show me the way to your sanctom of bitches and hoes."
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Jesus Howard Christ. Howard is from a parodistic form of the Lords Prayer:
Our Father who art in heaven,
Howard be Thy name...
In the actual prayer, "Howard" is actually the word "Hallowed".
The name is generally used as an exclamatory interjection.
Elf: The Iraqis shot down Santa!
Jesus: Jesus H. Christ!
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An adjective to describe someone under the influence. Happy, Horny, and a Helluva good time.
Trent: Damn Alex was HHH (Triple H) last night!!!
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A very rare blood type that only occur within the average female. H-deficient blood makes the skin more pigmented and also makes the vaginal areas much more moist then normal.
Hey Amy has H- deficient Blood
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